| 1. | Get a life. |
| 2. | Get all tutorial work done. |
| 3. | Get a girlfriend. |
| 4. | Resolve inherent conflicts between resolutions 1, 2 and 3. |
| 5. | Smile in social situations. |
| 6. | Get involved in social situations. See also resolutions 1 and 3. |
| 7. | Stop trying to convince people that I am secretly an axe-wielding maniac by staring intently at them in the bar when I'm bored. See also resolution 1. |
| 8. | Stop being bored down the bar. |
| 9. | Try to sleep at night and not during lectures, labs, tutorials, etc. |
| 10. | Write the diaries on a regular basis, rather than letting the days pile up until I forget all the interesting events. |