Monday, 5th January, 1998 A smoky train ride down to Oxford. Unpacking. Tuesday, 6th January, 1998 Shopping. Wok purchase heralds the dawning of a new culinary era for Flat Five. Chris and I go to see the film Spiceworld. Wednesday, 7th January, 1998 I discover that Chris may be a bastard. I could not possibly comment. Thursday, 8th January, 1998 Lisa arrives. Chris is judged to be a bastard. I still could not possibly comment. Friday, 9th January, 1998 We visit the Radcliffe Arms. Chris blunders with toilet seat etiquette.. Saturday, 10th January, 1998 Mark returns and brings my computer with him. Hurrah!
			The characters and situations in this diary are entirely imaginary and bear no relation to any real person or actual happenings. Any resemblance to such things is coincidental, or just for humourous effect. All names have been chosen to implicate the innocent.