Rumour has it that Dave managed to 'get off' with Claire W, a first year chemist, last night at Fifth Avenue. Rumour also has it that he returned home rather late as well, although rumour has been known to be wrong in the past. The man himself refuses to be drawn on the subject.   I really should do some work.
			The characters and situations in this diary are entirely imaginary and bear no relation to any real person or actual happenings. Any resemblance to such things is coincidental, or just for humourous effect. All names have been chosen to implicate the innocent.