Sunday, 8th February, 1998 I become worried about my musical taste. Monday, 9th February, 1998 People keep requesting to be included in the diaries. Tuesday, 10th February, 1998 The Great Teflon Curry. Wednesday, 11th February, 1998 Maniacs. Possibly. Thursday, 12th February, 1998 Claire and Dave argue. Incessantly. As usual. Friday, 13th February, 1998 Dave is The Worse For Wear. Saturday, 14th February, 1998 Valentines Day. Union Ball.
			The characters and situations in this diary are entirely imaginary and bear no relation to any real person or actual happenings. Any resemblance to such things is coincidental, or just for humourous effect. All names have been chosen to implicate the innocent.