Pancake Day. The day when all ill-prepared students go out and discover that there are no lemons to be had in shops anywhere. Instead of lemon and sugar on our pancakes, we decided to experiment with some Cointreau and cream. Chris must be held responsible for some of the most potent pancakes ever made, since he added the Cointreau to the cream after he had whipped it, and then failed to properly mix the two together producing two types of pancakes: 'cream' and 'Cointreau'. We didn't realise this error until we got about halfway through the bowl of cream and hit a rich vein of liqueur which caused some surprise when we ate the pancakes. We ate them anyway. It would have been a shame to waste it all.
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