Welcome to the Flat Five Diaries, an on-line journal of the lives of three students in a flat in Oxford. Wine! Women! Song! Or something like that. Latest entry: 21/3/98 Michaelmas Term, 1997 -1st Week, Hilary Term, 1998 I have a smoky train ride to Oxford. Chris and I see Spiceworld. I buy a wok. Chris is generally considered to be a bastard - I withhold judgement in the interests of flat harmony. 0th Week, Hilary Term, 1998 Disharmony in the Chris/Sarah relationship. Last minute revision. Collections. 1st Week, Hilary Term, 1998 Practicals, exam mark fear and my 20th birthday. 2nd Week, Hilary Term, 1998 Flu. Not much work gets done. Yet another party at Flat 3. 3rd Week, Hilary Term, 1998 Work. Dave's love life takes a beating. 4th Week, Hilary Term, 1998 Music, food, love. Play on. 5th Week, Hilary Term, 1998 Chemists' Dinner and cream buns. 6th Week, Hilary Term, 1998 Lent strikes. 7th Week, Hilary Term, 1998 The class from hell. An interesting practical. 8th Week, Hilary Term, 1998 Apocalypse Now, the RSL and flu. Again. 9th Week, Hilary Term, 1998 Mark has an exam. 9th week coma sets in.
			The characters and situations in this diary are entirely imaginary and bear no relation to any real person or actual happenings. Any resemblance to such things is coincidental, or just for humourous effect. All names have been chosen to implicate the innocent.