A | B | C | D | E | F | G | H | I | J | K | L | M N | O | P | Q | R | S | T | U | V | W | X | Y | Z Baked beans, paltry nature of: 18/11/97 Bass, Mark    alive: 12/10/97    bitter, twisted: 28/9/97    cruel liar: 6/11/97    curry, alternative: 8/11/97    :Deep Insights: 18/11/97    hapless: 29/11/97    memory, lack of: 12/10/97    pillock: 1/10/97    skull, out of his: 11/10/97, 25/10/97 Bastards, stealing best room: 28/9/97 Beards, large, white: 17/11/97 Beer Pyramid, the: 6/11/97    enlarged: 8/11/97 Beer Stack, the: 6/10/97, 6/11/97    reduced: 8/11/97 Bleach stress: 18/10/97 Blind Date, dreadfulness of: 10/10/97 Blankets, warm: 20/10/97 Blokeness, loss of: 1/11/97 Blunder, major: 8/10/97, 27/10/97, 12/11/97 Brandy: 3/11/97, 18/11/97 Brewis, David: 21/11/97 Brouard, Dr.: 11/11/97    kind, generous: 25/11/97    not impressed: 10/10/97 Brown's, exorbitant price of beer in: 18/10/97 Bucket holding, joy of: 11/10/97
			The characters and situations in this diary are entirely imaginary and bear no relation to any real person or actual happenings. Any resemblance to such things is coincidental, or just for humourous effect. All names have been chosen to implicate the innocent.