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Campaign For More Hermits, The: 4/10/97
Carlin, Ed, present blunder: 29/11/97
'Carrots': 26/10/97
'Children', comatose: 11/10/97
Chilli powder, weak: 22/11/97
Chloroform, deuterated, near death experiences with: 20/11/97
Chocolate: 30/11/97
Christmas Dinner: 4/12/97
Chromous ethanoate, accidents with: 31/10/97
Citrus vodka, bad: 11/10/97
Classes: 17/10/97
Cleaning: 29/9/97, 2/10/97
Conkers, loss of face resulting from: 8/10/97
Conkers, failure: 15/10/97
Cooking
   successful: 29/9/97, 6/10/97
   unsuccessful: 1/10/97, 2/10/97
Coughs, vampire: 17/11/97
Cowhig, Dave
   cross-dressing: 21/11/97
   bouncer: 25/10/97
   devolved: 4/10/97
   frustrated: 2/11/97
   in the dark: 6/10/97
   late home: 22/11/97
   mental instability of: 18/11/97
   painted Jezebel: 3/11/97
   saying 'I love you' when drunk: 28/10/97
   tired: 19/11/97
   weak, feeble, submissive: 3/11/97
Cracks in pavement, not stepping on: 25/11/97
Crises, mid-life: 9/11/97
Crisis, sock, averted: 26/10/97
Cunning plans, financial: 3/10/97
Cup-a-soup, dangerous: 19/11/97
Curries
   different: 8/11/97
   hotter than expected: 6/12/97
   real: 18/10/97, 17/11/97
Curry sauce: 22/11/97






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The characters and situations in this diary are entirely imaginary and bear no relation to any real person or actual happenings. Any resemblance to such things is coincidental, or just for humourous effect. All names have been chosen to implicate the innocent.