A | B | C | D | E | F | G | H | I | J | K | L | M N | O | P | Q | R | S | T | U | V | W | X | Y | Z Diaries, force for good: 8/11/97 Dirk, not a Scottish dagger: 8/11/97 Disaster, Great Ketchup, The: 30/9/97 DJ, over-fond of own voice: 29/11/97 Drinking: 28/9/97 Duvet cover, quest for: 11/10/97
			The characters and situations in this diary are entirely imaginary and bear no relation to any real person or actual happenings. Any resemblance to such things is coincidental, or just for humourous effect. All names have been chosen to implicate the innocent.