A | B | C | D | E | F | G | H | I | J | K | L | M N | O | P | Q | R | S | T | U | V | W | X | Y | Z Haircuts, at Walter's: 14/11/97, 27/11/97 Hangovers, being awake during, tragedy of: 12/10/97 Headless chicken: 9/10/97 Heat, quest for: 22/10/97 Hitler, Mr. Fake: 23/9/97 Hot baths required: 14/10/97
			The characters and situations in this diary are entirely imaginary and bear no relation to any real person or actual happenings. Any resemblance to such things is coincidental, or just for humourous effect. All names have been chosen to implicate the innocent.