A | B | C | D | E | F | G | H | I | J | K | L | M N | O | P | Q | R | S | T | U | V | W | X | Y | Z Salt, misadventures with: 6/11/97 Saxby, Claire    cruel, vicious: 3/11/97    in the dark: 6/10/97 Science, unscientific: 27/10/97 Scream, primal: 9/10/97 Seward, Chris: 10/10/97    old codger: 6/12/97 Sheffield Wednesday, stuffed: 1/11/97 Sherbet, addictive: 2/12/97 Shooting Stars: 10/10/97 Shopping: 28/9/97, 29/9/97, 11/10/97    fear: 29/9/97    for presents, difficulty of: 28/11/97    gargantuan: 19/11/97    lack of lists: 14/11/97    primeval: 14/10/97 Sixth Week hysteria: 16/11/97 Sleeping bags: 29/11/97 Spud Cannon, The: 29/11/97 Sunday mornings, existence of proven: 23/11/97 Sundays, action packed: 26/10/97 Sweeney, Nick, unfeasibly large brain: 10/10/97
			The characters and situations in this diary are entirely imaginary and bear no relation to any real person or actual happenings. Any resemblance to such things is coincidental, or just for humourous effect. All names have been chosen to implicate the innocent.