Sunday, 5th October, 1997 Difficulty getting out of bed. Monday, 6th October, 1997 The Great Alcohol Experiment. Tuesday, 7th October, 1997 Freshers' drinks. Drunk Freshers. Wednesday, 8th October, 1997 Work arrives. Revision blunders. Conker blunders. Thursday, 9th October, 1997 The Fear gets worse as exams approach. Friday, 10th October, 1997 Exams. Drink. In that order. Saturday, 11th October, 1997 Parenting dinner. Mark embarrasses himself.
			The characters and situations in this diary are entirely imaginary and bear no relation to any real person or actual happenings. Any resemblance to such things is coincidental, or just for humourous effect. All names have been chosen to implicate the innocent.