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martin bashir - rap star

My ability to misunderstand news headlines scaled new heights today when I read "Bashir rapped over prodigy programme".

My immediate mental image was of Martin Bashir, rapping over a Prodigy track.

It was a novel mental image, to say the least.

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morning man 2: the revenge

This morning saw a success. I out-morninged the Morning Man. I saw him sitting quietly on a bench, and called out a cheery "morning". Alas, he had a cigarette in his mouth and could only manage a muffled "mmmng".

Sometimes the most trivial of things can bring pleasure.

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tired
thrown
cheque
diplomacy
unexpected work enthusiasm
work amnesia
thoughtless customers
annoying passengers
monday?
bahjee

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