golb

not obsessed

I'm not obsessed with barbecues. I just wanted you to know that. It's just a phase I'm going through.

OK?

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give me the tools and i'll finish the barbecue

Sara made the mistake of allowing me to wander down the "seasonal items" aisle in Tesco. I came out with six Creme Eggs, firelighters, and a set of barbecue tools (spatula, tongs and a sort of sharp thing that's a bit like a spatula).

I got the 3 quid "economy" tools rather than the 13 quid "deluxe stainless steel" set. No sense in being a barbecue snob now, is there?

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