an indecorous alphabet: E is for Exact change only

an indecorous alphabet

E is for Exact change only

- Gah!

- What's wrong?

- "Exact change only".

- Ah. The vending machine is being stroppy again.

- It's always stroppy. Given the amount of exact change I've fed it in recent days it must be doing it deliberately to annoy me. When that's added to its ludicrously over-complicated method of operation, it gains my "Most Kickable Machine" award.

- You're forgetting something.

- Go on.

- It has a flexible definition of "exact". Try putting a 50p piece in.

- Oh. It works.

- Exactly.

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A is for
   Allinsons
   Angus Steak House
   Aquavit

B is for
   Bed Bugs
   Boots
   Bounty

C is for
   Catharsis
   Chilli
   Corkscrew
   Cornerstone
   Coronation Chicken
   Crack
   Creme Egg