an indecorous alphabet


S is for Small dogs

- There are some small rugs moving over there.

- Dogs, I think you'll find. Can't remember what type they are, but I see them all the time. Their "Mummies" take them out for walks in the park.

- Apart from the hair, they're essentially eyeballs and a bow, I think.

- Probably. I did think of stealing one of them and shaving it, just to see, but in the end I was too scared that I'd be left with a pile of hair and nothing else.

- You could return it in the form of a wig.

- What's more disturbing is that their owners have pushchairs.

- Children, surely?

- No. I thought that, at first, then noticed that there were no passengers. Just a rug....

- They take the dogs for a walk in a pushchair?

- I think they get tired - little legs - and need a rest. There's one in the basket underneath the chair, you'll observe.

- Nice touch.

- I thought so.


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A is for
   Allinsons
   Angus Steak House
   Aquavit

B is for
   Bed Bugs
   Boots
   Bounty

C is for
   Catharsis
   Chilli
   Corkscrew
   Cornerstone
   Coronation Chicken
   Crack
   Creme Egg

D is for
   Dax
   Ducks

E is for
   Earthquake
   Exact change only

F is for
   Fat free
   Fireball
   Fridays

G is for
   Goodnight
   Google
   Grinch

H is for
   Hula Hoops

I is for
   Immigration
   Indecorous.com
   Invisible Brake Pedal

J is for
   Johnny English

K is for
   Kanji

L is for
   Landlord
   Lard
   Light bulb
   Lights
   Lightwell

M is for
   MP3
   Memento

N is for
   Neutradol
   Notes
   Number 70

P is for
   Paramount
   Pink
   Polaroid
   Pseudoephedrine

Q is for
   Q

R is for
   Raisins
   Razor
   Redundant
   Remote control
   Ring tone
   Rocket motor

S is for
   SFCave
   Sale
   Sara
   Scaffolding
   Seatbelt sign
   Sierra
   Small dogs
   Snorkel
   Spicy chicken pasta
   Stitches
   String

T is for
   Toilet
   Tourists
   Turbulence

U is for
   Urinal

V is for
   Vending machine

W is for
   Walk
   Whip

X is for
   Xero

Y is for
   Yeah, baby